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Newcastle United goes to Hollywood!

Here is a novel idea. How about we cast the Newcastle United players, and bankroom staff in Hollywood movies where they fit the best. Sounds simple enough, but it is much harder than you can imagine.

Let us consider the titles that best describes these men.

Here we go:

Squad:

Steve Harper - Saved!

Steven Taylor - Clueless

Fabricio Coloccini - Walking Tall

Habib Beye - The Peacemaker

Sebastien Bassong - Sense and Sensibility

Jose Enrique - Raging Bull

Jonas Gutierrez - Spider-Man

Joey Barton - There Will Be Blood

Kevin Nolan - A History of Violence

Damien Duff - How to lose a Guy in 10 days

Danny Guthrie - The Recruit

Ryan Taylor - The Specialist

Alan Smith - Failure to Launch

Geremi - No Country for Old Men

Nicky Butt - The Usual Suspects

Michael Owen - Sicko

Obafemi Martins - The Dark Knight

Peter Lovenkrands - Universal Soldier

Shola Ameobi - Chicken Run

Andy Carroll - Fight Club

Mark Viduka - Oldboy


Staff:

Joe Kinnear - Lost in Translation

Chris Hughton - Be Cool

Dennis Wise - Get Shorty



Management:

Mike Ashley - Run Fat Boy Run

Derek Llambias - Idiocracy



Suggestions welcome.




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The Journalist

Writer: Mehzeb Chowdhury Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Thursday March 5 2009

Time: 7:16PM

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Get Shorty - lol! Wisey is one of us, wot's he doing up norf?
merlin
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05/03/2009 19:47:00

Get Shorty - lol! Wisey is one of us, wot's he doing up norf?
merlin
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05/03/2009 19:47:00

Mark Viduka - Run Fatboy Run. :D
RussianHammer
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05/03/2009 20:10:00

Mark Viduka - Run Fatboy Run. :D
RussianHammer
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05/03/2009 20:10:00

Damien Duff - Superbad Joey Barton - Psycho Steven Taylor - The Good the Bad and the Ugly
greg23
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05/03/2009 20:39:00

Damien Duff - Superbad Joey Barton - Psycho Steven Taylor - The Good the Bad and the Ugly
greg23
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05/03/2009 20:39:00

shows ye fools have noting ta talk bout how abt the championship
glendalough yid
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05/03/2009 20:58:00

shows ye fools have noting ta talk bout how abt the championship
glendalough yid
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05/03/2009 20:58:00

How about we won't go down, how about that mate!
nu-switz-fc
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06/03/2009 09:18:00

How about we won't go down, how about that mate!
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06/03/2009 09:18:00

 

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