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NUFC: Laugh at us, we do

NUFC: Laugh at us, we do

Here are a selection of Q & A jokes for Geordies everywhere. It's best to laugh at ourselves and move towards a brighter future than to be in denial.

Here we go...

Q. What does Al Pacino have in common with Charles N'Zogbia?

A. One starred in a movie called 'Insomnia', the other's last name IS 'Insomnia.'

Q. What do UFO's and a good transfer deal at St. James' Park have in common?

A. You keep hearing of them, but never see one.

Q. What's the difference between Mike Ashley and a Vampire?

A. The vampire only sucks blood at night.

Q. What's the difference between Shola Ameobi, and a virgin nerd looking for sex?

A. The nerd has a better chance of scoring.

Q. How are games at St. James' Park like a soap opera?

A. Because just when it is getting interesting, its over until next time.

Q. How many players does it take for the Magpies to score in a match?

A. Twenty-two. The other team has to help.

Q. What's the difference between Newcastle United's present management, and a battery?

A. The battery has a positive side.

Enjoy.



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Writer:Mehzeb Chowdhury
Date:Friday February 20 2009
Time: 7:55AM

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