NUFC: Laugh at us, we do
Here are a selection of Q & A jokes for Geordies everywhere. It's best to laugh at ourselves and move towards a brighter future than to be in denial.
Here we go...
Q. What does Al Pacino have in common with Charles N'Zogbia?
A. One starred in a movie called 'Insomnia', the other's last name IS 'Insomnia.'
Q. What do UFO's and a good transfer deal at St. James' Park have in common?
A. You keep hearing of them, but never see one.
Q. What's the difference between Mike Ashley and a Vampire?
A. The vampire only sucks blood at night.
Q. What's the difference between Shola Ameobi, and a virgin nerd looking for sex?
A. The nerd has a better chance of scoring.
Q. How are games at St. James' Park like a soap opera?
A. Because just when it is getting interesting, its over until next time.
Q. How many players does it take for the Magpies to score in a match?
A. Twenty-two. The other team has to help.
Q. What's the difference between Newcastle United's present management, and a battery?
A. The battery has a positive side.