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Un Grande Tale De Woe

Un Grande Tale De Woe

So it`s a very acrimonious farewell to Charles N`Zogbia as the little French wastrel heads west to Wigan. Hardly the move that the 'world beater` has been angling for over the last six weeks. We`ve seen Bayern Munich, Bayer Leverkusen, Arsenal, Spurs, PSG, Lyon, Aston Villa and probably, in his own mind, Barcelona. Now he`s off to the Pie Eaters.

Don`t get me wrong - Steve Bruce has done a fantastic job for the Latics and I`d happily see him in the SJP hotseat at the current time. However to see N`Zogbia running out in front of sub-20,000 crowds in a rugby hotspot really is a reality check for another one of our wantaway Gallic chums. David Ginola remains the sole French player to have gone on to gain any notable success, with his Carling Cup win and PFA Player of the Year award at Spuds. However spare a thought for:

Alain Goma - Ended up at Fulham, won nowt, consistently finished below NUFC in the table. Made 100 appearances then bailed into semi retirement in Qatar.

Didier Domi - Returned to PSG after accusing his teammates of being insensitive for not understanding his Muslim beliefs. Played 27 times in three years for the Parisians before helping relegate Leeds for 12 games. 22 games in 2 years for Espanyol saw him bombed out and at Olympiakos where he has managed 25 games in three years.

Frank Dumas - Played 14 times for Marseille before another 24 at Lens. Then dropped down a division ending up playing the equivalent of Championship football for the rest of his career.

Laurent Robert - Talk about journeyman after leaving. A hero of mine in black and white he consistently failed at Portsmouth, Benfica, Levante, Derby, Toronto FC and Larissa.

Olivier Bernard - Never the same since attempting to N`Zogbia his way into a move to West Ham. Ended up being relegated at Southampton and did nothing with Rangers. Couldn`t get a move to Leeds or Sheffield United and spent the rest of the 2006/07 season with us failing to even survive at reserves level. Gone into obscurity now.

So beware leaving Charles, it`s hardly done your predecessors the world of good has it now...



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Writer:Ross Molyneux
Date:Friday January 30 2009
Time: 4:44PM

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is there any newcastle fans here? atall? please say something!
meee93
30/01/2009 16:54:00
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Hello.
BaldEagle
30/01/2009 16:55:00
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theres always 1 lol
123spurs
30/01/2009 17:15:00
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maybe the lad has had enough of you wannabe champions of the world. you are the laughing stock of the premiership. true your fans are up there with the best the world can offer, but you are very dissillusioned about your stature as a club, won nothing for years won't win anything for years, taking wigan's squad players as big signings and will struggle on saturday. rant over
chibs
30/01/2009 18:37:00
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We'd be more likely to struggle on Sunday numbnuts.
BaldEagle
30/01/2009 19:37:00
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Funny, why do Newcastle use substandard french players in their team and then write articles about how crap they were after leaving, whilst pretending they were so good at newcastle. Delusional!
RiF
30/01/2009 21:17:00
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All came with high reputations, all were reasonable for us, then went to ***** as soon as they left.
BaldEagle
30/01/2009 21:37:00
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Its simple, dont sign french players.
spurfect one
30/01/2009 21:58:00
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Sounds a great policy spurfect. We've also vetoed Spanish and Portuguese players after Enrique, Viana and Luque's appalling efforts.
BaldEagle
30/01/2009 22:33:00
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