Writer: Ross Molyneux 
Date:Thursday October 9 2008
Time: 9:18PM
JFK today confirmed that the highly immovable object known as Mark Viduka could be set to earn a cool £1.5m for plonking his portly posterior on the treatment table for another 6 months. With his Achilles injury just not sorting itself out he sought additional advice in Australia. However the prognosis was not good. JFK said:
"Mark Viduka has had one scan on his injury, but he wanted a second opinion and so too did our medical people. That is why he has gone back to Australia. However, we know there is a chance Viduka may need surgery- and if this turns out to be the case we will be without his services for a minimum of six months.
This is not good news. We will know more when Viduka comes back in about six days` time, and in the meantime all we can do is wait and hope."
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