Porky Nero fiddles while Toon burns
Hats off to the Fat Controller Mike Ashley for blowing out Keegan for an £125,000 blinger party in New York. Most media outlets are reporting this morning that, rather than go back to England and speak to KK face-to-face, Ash Diddy was seen partying it up with NFL and Z-List stars in a bar in Manhattan, running up a massive bar tab whilst supping Cristal champagne.
Another slap in the face and further confirmation that Ashley should stick to running his knock-down charva apparel shops.
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