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So far the papers have a typical set of names thrown in as the runners and riders for the vacant post.

Top of the billing - Dennis Wise / Gus Poyet.

Why not just go the whole hog and appoint Rose West and Peter Sutcliffe as the 'managerial team`. Wise is probably the most hated man in the Newcastle postcode area currently and any move to bring in Poyet as an Ashley 'yes man` would be as see through as a pane of glass.

Spic connection - Marcelino Garcia Toral / Miguel Angel Lotina / Juanma Lillo.

Who? F*k off Jiminez. How a man who previously worked as a steward at Chelsea can be taken seriously as Mr Fixer beggars belief? What next - a former Arsenal programme seller becoming Director of Football? I`d probably take that as long as Wise went. At least taxi drivers in the area could rest easy when getting bookings at SJP.

Outsiders - Zico / Didier Deschamps / Shearer / Moyes.

Not Mick Martin but the former Fenerbache and Japan boss. Used to working in continental structures so would suit being the Fat Controller`s puppet. As for Deschamps - Chelsea / Wise connection, no thanks.

Would Big Al dare become tainted with this regime? No. Is Moyes stupid enough to join the circus? No. Everton may not be big spenders but they show faith in him and are stable.

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Writer: Ross Molyneux Mail feedback, articles or suggestions

Date:Friday September 5 2008

Time: 11:34AM

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05/09/2008 11:41:00

what about Alan Curbishley ?
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05/09/2008 12:53:00

I feel for you lot today. Keegan has been undermind and they are still trying to tell the media that they spent 3 days talking to Kevin, and wanted to continue talks for the future but he didnt want to know and chose to resign. Do they really think they can twist this so Keegan looks the Villain? I think ALL you Fans should unite and eother Bouycot the next home game in protest, or sing for 90 minutes "Ashley OUT!"
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05/09/2008 12:58:00

Football-R.I.P, the day it stopped being a working mans sport it started to die...
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05/09/2008 13:32:00

Ashley was in America the whole time and Lambias was replying to KK by letter. Effective communication - really?
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05/09/2008 14:16:00

How ca they say that they wanted Keagn to stay when he was in America. Ashley is a pathetic little ***** We should all unite togeather and bring down Ashley and his men
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05/09/2008 16:11:00

With regard the poll, if you turn up and turn your back to the pitch you still attending the match and paying 'unless you have a season ticket' Attend and abuse owner could work but your still attending the match. Ive got a idea, stay outside the stadium before, during and after the match. That way the owner can't go out without the fans being there. Lets see how big he is now A little man with his toy. 'thats how he's treating Newcastle United'.
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05/09/2008 16:17:00

no chance of poyet leaving us lot for the "chalice of death"....if you had a promising carrer as a manager u certainly wont after afew months at republik of neeeeewcastle.....the club is surely cursed....while your fat pot belly owner sinks pints at arsenal the club falls apart....your only chance is to get rid of hog belly and get a billionaire who actually spends!
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05/09/2008 18:45:00

Don't just boycott the game, picket it too! Stand outside singing "we're not going in" etc encourage other fans not to cross your lines..I know it'd be tough but if the toon could make a might help us all save the game for the football, not just as a money-go-round....good luck!
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05/09/2008 19:06:00

agreed shedboy
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05/09/2008 19:37:00

Agreed shedboy1
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05/09/2008 20:54:00

Just in case you was thinking of it - hands off Mark Robins!!!
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05/09/2008 22:48:00

You'll end up with Chucky and long ball tactics
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